While reading Brown Bear, Brown Bear:
Instead of Macaroni Penguin, Macaroni Penguin, What do you see? one of my kids calls out "Mac & Cheese Penguin, Mac & Cheese Penguin, what do you see!?"
"When you turn 100, you die." -5 year olds can be very..... Blunt and brutal?
"I wish you was a mom"-K
"A mom??"-me
"Yeah. Like I wish you had a baby child. And you could name it and bring it here. And take it to eat chicken nuggets. Moms are strong."-K
(I'm still not sure where this came from).
This one is my all time favorite and various forms of this conversation happen quite often. My kids apparently think I'm like 45.
"Ms. Morgan how old are you?"
-21.
"Do you have a baby?"
-no. Sure don't.
"Are you married?"
-no.
"Ohhhhh." ( said with the most pitiful 'you poor thing' face a kid can make.)
As I told one little boy he was going home, got really excited and says "my moms here!!" And then randomly he whispers to me "My moms boobies are the biggest. They're like a pillow." And he closed his eyes and moved is head like he was snuggling. This is real life. I couldn't make this up, people.
I have one little boy who would talk to a wall, in all seriousness. He's constantly talking, either about Mario on his DS or things that make no sense. He told me at snack once that 'If I eat lots and lots of food it makes me bubbly in my belly and a mess in my pants.' I think every girl in the class was disgusted and every boy laughed, including the boy talking.
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